ScootsRiver (2018-03-07 20:57:49)

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Wow. Whoa. That is some crew of people. Thousands.

Yo, so sick, you straight-up much. That’s straight-up sick. Nuff props, biatch. It’s pimped out ta be at Trump Tower n' . It’s pimped out ta be up in a straight-up dope hood, New York fo' realz. And it’s a honor ta have dem hoes here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. This is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s been no crowd like all dis bull.

And, I can tell, a load of tha muthaas, they went in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They didn’t know tha air-conditioner didn’t work. They sweated like dawgs.

They didn’t know tha room was too big, cuz they didn’t have anybody there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho yo. How tha is they goin ta beat ISIS, biatch? I don’t be thinkin it’s gonna happen.

Our ghetto is up in straight-up . Us dudes don’t have victories no mo'. We used ta have victories yo, but our phat asses don’t have dem wild-ass muthaas. When was tha last time anybody saw our asses whoopin, let’s say, China up in a trade deal, biatch? They bust a cap up in us. I beat China all tha time fo' realz. All tha time.


When did we beat Japan at anything, biatch? They bust they rides over by tha millions, n' what tha do our phat asses do, biatch? When was tha last time you saw a Chevrolet up in Tokyo, biatch? It don’t exist, folks. They beat our asses all tha time.

When do we beat Mexico all up in tha border, biatch? They’re bustin up at us, at our stupiditizzle fo' realz. And now they is whoopin our asses economically. They aint our playa, believe mah dirty ass. But they’re cappin' our asses economically.

Da U.S. has become a thugged-out dumpin ground fo' dem hoes else’s problems.


Nuff props, biatch. It’s true, n' these is tha dopest n' tha finest. When Mexico sendz its people, they’re not bustin they best. They’re not bustin you, biatch. They’re not bustin you, biatch. They’re bustin playas dat have in loadz of problems, n' they’re brangin dem problems wit us. They’re brangin sticky-icky-ickys. They’re brangin crime. They’re rapists fo' realz. And some, I assume, is phat people.

But I drop a rhyme ta border guardz n' they tell our asses what tha we’re gettin fo' realz. And it only make common sense. Well shiiiit, it only make common sense. They’re bustin our asses not tha right people.

It’s comin from mo' than Mexico. It’s comin from all over Downtown n' Latin America, n' it’s comin probably— probably— from tha Middle East. But our phat asses don’t know. Because our crazy asses have no protection n' our crazy asses have no competence, our phat asses don’t know what’s happenin fo' realz. And it’s gots ta stop n' it’s gots ta stop fast.

Islamic terrorizzle is smokin up big-ass portionz of tha Middle East. They’ve become rich. I’m up in competizzle wit dem wild-ass muthaas.

They just built a hotel up in Syria. Yo ass betta believe this, biatch? They built a hotel. When I gotta build a hotel, I pay interest. They don’t gotta pay interest, cuz they took tha oil that, when our slick asses left Iraq, I holla'd we should’ve taken.

Yo, so now ISIS has tha oil, n' what tha they don’t have, Iran has fo' realz. And up in 19— n' I'ma rap this, n' I holla'd it straight-up strongly, muthain years ago, I holla'd— n' I gots a straight-up boner fo' tha military, n' I wanna have tha strongest military dat we’ve eva had, n' we need it mo' now than eva n' . But I holla'd, “Don’t hit Iraq,” cuz you’re goin ta straight-up destabilize tha Middle East. Iran is goin ta take over tha Middle East, Iran n' some muthaa else will git tha oil, n' it turned up dat Iran is now takin over Iraq. Think of dat . Iran is takin over Iraq, n' they’re takin it over big-ass league.

Us dudes dropped $2 trazillion up in Iraq, $2 trillion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. We lost thousandz of lives, thousandz up in Iraq. Our thugged-out asses have wounded soldiers, whoz ass I love, I gots a straight-up boner fo' — they’re pimped out — all over tha place, thousandz n' thousandz of wounded soldiers.

And our crazy asses have nothing. We can’t even go there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Our thugged-out asses have not a god damn thang fo' realz. And every last muthain time we give Iraq , tha last time a funky-ass cap goes off up in tha air, they leave dat .

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2018-03-07 20:58:21

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MerciAlmighty (2018-04-09 07:38:44)

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10/10.

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Lani (2018-04-17 21:45:20)

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What was the original speech?

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FixedKarma (2018-04-28 10:04:11)

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You get a D

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