ConnorRonnoc (2015-12-30 23:11:44)

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Chapter 1: The Beginninging
One day Rayman woke up and realised he the bed, it was made even worse by the fact that he had tacos made by the dirty mexican carlos the previous night. Rayman was an autist, so when he ate the tacos he didn't chew them, which left him with razor sharp pieces of taco shell shredding up his anus. He got out of his covered bed and realised that he had started ting before he even got into bed, leaving a smeared trail of human faeces all throughout his house.

Having nothing better to do, our favourite retard decided to follow the trail to get another taste of those tantalizing tacos that only the dirty mexican carlos knew how to make.

Chapter 2: The Twist
As Rayman followed the brown stream of defecate that was littered around his house he eventually arrived at his kitchen, where he had eaten carlos' tacos the night before. Rubbing his hands together harder than a jewish man, he eagerly opened his fridge to see if there were any tacos left.

To his delight, there was one taco left.

He wanted to savour this one; he wanted to enjoy it. He wanted to savour every last piece of discount horse meat contained within the taco, he wanted the taste of the human toe located inside to linger in his mouth for eons. He wanted to feel carlos's secret sauce (whale sperm mixed with chillis and a hint of bazil) tingle on his tongue for as long as possible.

Opening wide, he took a huge bite out of the taco and felt the excess sauce drizzle down his chin. He felt the full force of the diced cow eyeball that was part of the terrifying concoction explode with flavour in his mouth.

The feeling was best described as orgasmic.

Chapter 3: The Trumpening
Rayman had done it now, he had brought great shame upon his ancestors, for he had sinned.

The ground shook harder than Nicki Minaj's ass cheeks and was vaguely reminiscent of his stomach the night he ate the tacos. Lava ruptured out of the Earth as if it were the liquid orange that dripped from Rayman's bedsheets.

The millions of Mexicans located all over the globe all themselves in unison, the age of the great Trump had begun. Giant concrete walls rose out of the ground and surrounded Mexico, and out of the ground near Rayman rose an omnipotent being, the perfect deity.

It was Donald Trump.

"What are you going to do to me?" Rayman squealed.

"I'm going to.... MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" Screamed Trump as he reeled back and punched Rayman with the force of a thousand suns all supernovaing at once.

Rayman was completely wiped off of the face of the Earth and Donald Trump, sensing his work was not yet done, set his sights towards Mexico. He summoned a nuclear blast strong enough to destroy the universe and unleashed it on the dirty mexicans. On carlos.

Not a trace remained.

Trump was finally at peace, knowing that he had freed America from the menace of the mexicans.

THE END

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charlieweller (2015-12-31 03:48:20)

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rubbish but still im the owner so delete this i asked unisoft if i can use rayman and it was ok so im reporting u m8

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charlieweller (2015-12-31 03:59:01)

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wtf is this anyway some dirty one we are kids man

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BlurXL (2015-12-31 04:53:01)

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@charlieweller You're basically flooding the creepypasta/story forum with your "fan fiction" and crappypasta.

Edit: Also, you didn't even ask Ubisoft.

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ConnorRonnoc (2015-12-31 10:27:40)

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You don't own Rayman, I can make fanficton of him if I want.

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charlieweller (2015-12-31 15:46:52)

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i did ask unisoft ask slenderDude12 he knows i posted the website link

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CoolApps (2015-12-31 16:36:04)

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pls don't lie

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Crush42 (2015-12-31 17:27:34)

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I don't know why I came back to the Creepypasta section, and I don't know why I clicked on another (presumed sh!tty) Rayman story, but (especially compared to charliewellers stories) this is a beautiful, hilarious masterpiece, and you, sir, have my +1 appreciation.

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BlurXL (2015-12-31 19:30:38)

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Then show the link, m8.

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Destroiya (2015-12-31 20:26:29)

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Charlie, there has been a sacred rule of the Internet.


PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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Crush42 (2015-12-31 20:36:28)

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^Trust me, pics don't cut it anymore. Just assume that, like this kid, everybody on the Internet is lying. Except me. Honest to a fault, unfortunately.

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Destroiya (2016-01-01 01:41:20)

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^ And me. I mean I might as well since no one will find me (unless some of you are creep af stalkers)

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Perfect_Chaos (2016-01-01 09:41:29)

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^ Nice room btw

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Destroiya (2016-01-01 18:11:57)

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Well time to move.

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EternalDarkness (2016-01-02 17:49:09)

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Nice Story Dude

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