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Story of a Goat.
epicpwner2003 (2015-12-09 03:53:18)Smoke weed everyday
...the noise the human language makes when it screams in agony. It is a pretty funny noise.
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Destroiya (2015-12-14 02:49:31)^ Dude that is a strange goat sound. You must be defective. All goats go KWEH KWEEEEEEEH!
I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.
ShatteredMind2 (2015-12-24 06:44:49)[Escape Goat let's play here]
"It wasn't meaningless as long as you, yourself, believe it wasn't meaningless. After all, that's why I've continued to exist."
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Hey there. :^^^^) While I was bored, I decided to write a dank story about the day an innocent goat got addicted to the strange crack those aliens do. Enjoy! Note: I don't know how to write stories properly, so it'll just be a long paragraph.
Once upon a time, there was a young, innocent goat. His name is unknown. Hopefully someday, we'll know. Anyways, the goat's mother always told him and his siblings, "Never get near those strange creatures with the UFOs." All of his siblings obeyed their mom, but the young goat was curious about the strange creatures. "What could possibly be so bad about them?" He always wondered. One day, his growing curiosity led him to sneak out at night while his mom and siblings were sleeping and he ran to the field where his mom told him that the strange creatures inhabited at. He approached one of the UFOs and sniffed it. "Smells strange," He thought. A split second later, one of the strange creatures came out and approached the goat. The goat jumped, expecting to get hurt, but the creature said, "Ayyy lmao." The goat then looked up at the creature and said, "Who are you and what's that strange smell?" "Me?" The alien asked. "Why, I'm a dank alien, m8. That smell is our dank alien crack." The goat was amazed. He was curious about the crack, though. "Can I try some of that 'crack'?" He asked. The alien then disappeared into the UFO and then came out with the crack. The goat took it and then put it in his mouth as he lit it. Instantly, he was lifted. Oh, how he was hooked so quickly. He smoked it all and wanted more right away. He smoked about 4 crack sticks. He didn't want to leave anymore, so he decided to stay with the aliens and enjoyed the crack and weed they had to offer. The end. Maybe.
Life lesson: Don't always obey your parents. They could be wrong.
:^^^^^^)