AbMonster (2015-09-03 20:49:38)

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Johny is shutting down his 3DS 2 AM in the morning. He's been all night on some retarded site for retarded teenage kids who play retarded DS games and have no friends in real life cause they're too retarded to find any. In a few hours it was going to be his first time in high school. He was feeling a bit of a poossy cause there would be older kids who could kick his ass. Johny was 5'5" weighing only 120 lbs, no facial hair, wimpy ass voice, but he had a secret(he had an 8 inch wiener). Johny played with it to feel relaxed as he went to sleep.
It was morning and Johny's mother went into Johny's room to wake him up. Johny's mom took Johny's bedsheets off and Johny screamed like a girl cause he was naked. "MOMMMM! get out of my room I'm 15 learn to knock!!" Johny's mom covered her eyes with her hands and backed out her son's room."oh im so sorry.. i-i ddint see anything"
"Damn fuggly biitch" Johny got out of bed, looked at his pathetic body on the mirror and got dressed.
Johny's only friend, Marco, drove up in his crappy ass car to Johny's house to pick him up. Johny rushes out of his house walking all faggish and retarded and then they just go to school. Let me tell you about Marco. Marco was a fatass ginger, he once used to go to the same 3ds site that Johny now goes to with the user name of Golem269 or something like that, but they didn't know about each other going there cause they were to embarrassed to talk about wasting their life on that place. Marco parks in the handicap spot cause YOLO and SWAG.
Johny gets out of the car looking all cool and shet with one strap backpack He Marco walks past some group of emos, nerds, asians, fatass gamers, slats, h0rny band geeks, mexican cholos wanabes, black swag fags, etc and then they notice this cutie.

Marco started saying dirty stuff about what he saw in her to Johny. Johny was just trying to block what Marco was saying. Marco looked back at her ass as they walked past her. "Damnnn" "shut up Marco" "Dude you know you want to bang her too, ur skinnier than me.. go to her and bang her for me" Marco keeps talking crap like that all the way to their first period. Kids there were eating hot cheetos and sitting on the desks and doing all faggy stuff you kids do at your high school.
The teacher, Mr.Mega, walks in and the class quiets down "Okay children lets take our seats, we have alot to learn today." he talks to his plush pony in his hand "we sure do mr.fluttershy" blah blah blah "okay children lets start the day with some simple math problems.. What is 40 divided by 8..(silence) .. come on children don't be shy, just give it your best shot (David raises his hand) Yes David?" David gives out his answer, "um 4?.. "
Mega stares at David, "Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy."
Johny: "I think I know the answer, Mr. Mega."
Marco: [mocking Johny in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
Johny: Shut up, fat boy!
Marco: Hey! Don't call me fat, ya ing faag!
Mr. Mega: Marco! Did you just say the F-word?
Marco: faag?
Johny: No, he's talking about "fock." You can't say "fock" in school, you focking fat ass.
Mr. Mega: Johny!
Marco: Why the fock not?
Mr. Mega: Marco!
David: Dude, you just said fock again!
Mr. Mega: David!
Carlos: [coughs] Fock.
Mr. Mega: Carlos!
Marco: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fock, fockity-fock-fock-fock!
Mr. Mega: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Marco: How would you like to suck my balls?
[everyone gasps]OOOH Get rekt m8!1! 420 180 NO SCOPE SWAG MTN DEW DORITOS WOW SHREK SNOOP DOGG MOM
GET THE CAMERAAAA
Mr. Mega: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
Marco: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Mega?"
[Mega stands rooted to the spot, frozen with fury]
Johny: Holy shet, dude.

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2015-09-14 20:25:17

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NintendoDude (2015-09-07 19:37:15)

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LMAO

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DarkJolteonPup (2015-09-08 00:49:48)

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Ew

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AbMonster (2015-09-10 16:42:31)

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It's 'Jordyn'.

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Pikkari (2015-09-11 17:32:52)

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Lol did she even give you permission to use her pic?

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-09-11 23:43:49)

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lmao south park reference

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AbMonster (2015-09-22 02:59:19)

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heres johny <3

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NintendoDude (2015-10-04 09:42:37)

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10/10! This is a phenomenon! This is the story that will shake the world and change the way we see everything around us! It completely changes my insights on who I am and even more. WHAT I am. Thank you, sir. You have moved my heart and I believe you can move millions more. Keep writing. Your work is inspiring.

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