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SSB4: Convinced hazing is a problem now...
Started by spadeguy
(2014-08-31 00:50:42)
spadeguy (2014-08-31 00:50:43)
Think about it. Almost all of the newcomers are being harassed by multiple veterans. Take these examples.
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Chrom was sparring with his daughter, taking some sweet gameplay shots, the usual stuffs. Robin was running late for the occasion.
Out of nowhere, a maniac drives his futuristic a** sportscar through the arena and jumps out, then just wrecks Chrom with a flaming-bird-punch. Then when the daughter tries to protect her father, she almost gets her face neudered. Thank god Robin is always fashionably late... but WHAT THE HELL DID CAPTAIN FALCON HAVE TO GAIN FROM THIS?
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Next, Megaman was just standing there thinking about the partnership with Nintendo. He saw them fighting and was all, "Oh maybe I should put on a helmet."
He jumped down the hill to break the fight up, but when they saw him he knew he was next so he panicked and threw some razor-sharp blades as a warning. No harm done, right? But no, he had no savior and got jumped.
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LINK IS A FRIGGIN D-BAG!
BUT DURING THE FIGHT PIT'S A LITTLE BIT RACIST AND PALUTENA WANT'S THE D
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Shulk was out grinding in the woods, looking for some high level big monsters to beat, just an average Tuesday. He sees Bowser terrorizing a butterfly and shows him what for. Link (wtf bruh, he should do some yoga 4 anger management), and Marth (why is he in the woods with Link?), both just indiscriminately leap out and try to kill an u familiar humanoid figure without hesitation.

Like really?

I think they all just got together and thought, "You know what? Let's get the freshman!"
nah, i'm just bored
We need to tell Nintendo.
What's you opinion on this?
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
TFDFrance (2014-08-31 02:14:09)
They fought for the newcomers in the Bit Wars.
That's hot.
iceman (2014-09-01 02:00:38)
I didn't understand crap from this.
spadeguy (2014-09-01 02:15:58)
It's boredom induced speculation. Think about it though, most character reveals show several characters teaming up against a newcomer. It seems as though the joke wasn't funny went over your heads.
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
 

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