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Help me, I think I have ear cancer

Started by ayuki
(2014-05-03 21:39:03)

ayuki (2014-05-03 21:39:04)

I'm not gonna write a large intro to this, but just for YOUR personal gain, you wanna buy some eyebleach and dunk your eyes in a bowl full of it when you are finished reading this.
Let's get to it.

So basically, here I am. Sitting in a McDonalds, eating casually while talking to my mother. A car pulls up outside, and three 5 year olds climb out of the car, in which they are all dressed like Disney princesses, and one of them has an iPad with a pink-flip case. "It's okay. They're kids." I thought. They enter the restaurant, and they sit down on the table next to me. One of the kids uses her iPad and props it up on the case she has. She fiddles with it, and then all I hear is =

warning - contaminated zone show

I felt like choking them, as the song got more louder and intense, ringing my mind with disneytoxins and eventually sticking its [insert something here] in to my ears,, giving them CANCER.
I immediately dragged my mother to the car, and we drove away quickly.

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2014-05-04 04:40:03

kokoro

Nin10dude789 (2014-05-04 04:49:45)

It's actually a good song. And my favorite part of the movie.

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ayuki (2014-05-04 05:24:08)

*ayuki gained a new ability - eye cancer*

kokoro

AntiChrist (2014-05-04 13:16:57)

How rude of them... I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things turn out ok.

little5 (2014-05-04 13:53:37)

Sue them!

carlos11 (2014-05-04 17:26:42)

Is that legal? It's clearly sound pollution.

Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.

ayuki (2014-05-04 21:36:58)

oh god mega
so are you gonna make me smile mega? AT WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!
JESUS CHRIST YOU SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME
FIRST IT'S UNMENTIONABLE THINGS
AND THEN IT'S THIS
WHAT'S NEXT, A NEW PONY VORE INSTRUMENT FETISH?

kokoro

ayuki (2014-05-05 11:48:16)

^
~~OH YUS, I LOVED THAT SONG~~
totally
and I expect you to start that fetish mega
I REALLY DO EXPECT YOU TO FOR SOME REASON DAMNIT

kokoro

ConnorRonnoc (2014-05-05 23:04:36)

Just play Dubstep full blast and watch their confused faces.

bite za dusto

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