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Ways I PO my neighbors!

Started by NINTENDO64
(2013-06-04 20:57:11)

NINTENDO64 (2013-06-04 20:57:11)

Ok, so these old ladies that live together are MEAN. One day, me and my friends (that live closer to them than me) were hitting baseballs. And one went in their yard, SO I went to get it when they threatened to call the cops. Well, I shouted a few curse words and kept going to get it. So I got it and ran out. Then, I realized, THIS MEANS WAR.

So, here are some things I do to them:

(and I live out in the country so I don't have many neighbors to see me)

1. Walk real slow around their house (in the road) to scare them!
2. Dig random holes in their IMMACULATE lawn!
3. Whenever you pass their house, yell "BOOOOO..." or "You grind my gears!" (From Family Guy)
4. Create Facebook pages against them!
5. Pee in their yard (at night)
6. If you have a portable security system, put the camera in their house and listen in to their conversations!
7. Mix up rubbing alcohol, dish soap, white vinegar, and some water in a bottle and pour it on their plants! (Also very good at killing ants)
8. Take their welcome mat and throw it in the middle of their yard
9. Yell disrespectful things to them when you see them

I have more, but these work the best...

"If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?"
-Steve Jobs

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SPCOxion (2013-06-05 07:10:13)

+1 for making me laugh.

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espace39 (2013-06-05 16:09:48)

I'm pretty sure that this is illegal.

I T S A M E M E Y O U D I P

Kammeh (2013-06-05 16:32:07)

If this isn't a joke, then you should really calm down. Just because they're 'mean' doesn't mean you have to go berserk on them.

NINTENDO64 (2013-06-05 16:41:55)

Well, it's not a joke. But I wouldn't consider it "berserk". And I am NOT responsible if you get in trouble if you try this.

"If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?"
-Steve Jobs

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NINTENDO64 (2013-06-05 16:44:13)

And they are more than just mean, they called the cops on a kid that was jogging with no shirt!

"If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?"
-Steve Jobs

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NINTENDO64 (2013-06-06 01:32:59)

^ then they must overreact!

"If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?"
-Steve Jobs

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Kammeh (2013-06-06 14:36:13)

THEY overreact?
You're overreacting as well.

NINTENDO64 (2013-06-06 16:33:37)

^ Lol, I do!

"If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?"
-Steve Jobs

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little5 (2013-06-06 21:42:22)

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