AntiChrist (2013-05-19 05:24:43)

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Hey guys I'm a freaking dumbass sixth grader that cuts himself with a cheap pocket knife and makes tiny cuts then point them out to people like a drama queen.

You see, it all started after my mom that is single so she has to work, take care of everyone and cook and never gets a break even though she has to pay for a babysitter every day since I refuse to babysit my younger siblings for her, did something awful.

This may be hard to believe but she refused to buy me the iphone4. Exactly what does she expect me to do every day with nothing but an IPad, Iphone3, Xbox and a nintendoDSI to keep me occupied?

Also, I had this GF that I've known for only four days. She broke up with me for no reason at all! But that's not the worst part... SHE WAS BLONDE!

I know this sounds really sad already but there's more.

My mom only pays me 50 dollars a month and I half to freaking yell at her until she pays me! Her lame excuse is that I don't do enough work at home.

First of all, I do the dishes at least once every two weeks and sometimes she makes me take out the trash! She even forces me to clean my room! I AM TIRED OF FEELING LIKE A FREAKING SLAVE! I HAVE TOO MUCH SWAG TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS!!!


And that's why I cut myself.

( also, for those of you who can't tell, this is a joke )

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