epicpwner2003 (2015-12-14 02:05:00)

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(Can't remember if this has been done already or not, so it.)

The last thing I remember was some person muttering gibberish, then a flash of light.

And I end up in a cave.

Okay, so it seems normal, except... oversized. But why the hell am I doing in a cave?

"Hi!"

I turn around to see... a Pikachu? And it just... talked? I'm going insane. Pikachu can't talk! And Pikachu dosen't actually exist!

Wait a second...

"I'm Sparky, what's your name?" the Pikachu asks.

No, no, no, no. I am not talking to a Pikachu. It is not talking to me.

"You okay?" 'Sparky' asks, obviously confused. I simply faint. This is entirely impossible.

I wake up a few hours later, seeing a berry on the ground next to me. In Pokémon, humans don't eat these things, but... for some reason, it looks tasty. I take a small bite, before finishing it. Why did I like that?

Sparky nudges me slightly. "Are you ever going to answer my question?"

After I calm down, I say, "Uh, it's, um, epicpwner2003."

Sparky tilts his head. "epicpwner2003? Odd name for a Cyndaquil." Cyndaquil?

"You're mistaken. I'm an ordinary human being, not a Cyndaquil."

"Hm. Well, last I checked, 'human beings' weren't fire type Pokémon."

What?

(Sorry it's so short, I'm tired today.)

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Destroiya (2015-12-14 02:47:59)

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Wait Sparky?

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SlenderDude12 (2015-12-21 12:37:21)

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Oh my god.

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Katelyn (2015-12-28 07:02:23)

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Cancer. Ew.

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SlenderDude12 (2016-01-07 19:27:01)

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^Oh look. Profanity.

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Perfect_Chaos (2016-01-07 23:06:34)

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Profanity? Where?

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BlurXL (2016-01-08 01:17:03)

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^ Look behind you.

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ConnorRonnoc (2016-01-09 14:17:31)

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Yeah Katelyn, watch your profanity fam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpigjnKl7nI

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Perfect_Chaos (2016-01-11 23:43:51)

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Profanity where?

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SlenderDude12 (2016-02-01 19:35:44)

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You're not funny. Stop it.

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Perfect_Chaos (2016-02-02 04:38:25)

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I'm being serious, there is no profanity anywhere in this thread...that you pointed to anyways.

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2016-02-02 04:38:50

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SlenderDude12 (2016-02-10 17:24:16)

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I know. It was a joke. It got dragged off even further

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BlurXL (2016-02-11 05:12:42)

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[IMG] http://i.imgur.com/O9RtAhD.jpg [/IMG]

[IMG] http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4881813/jontron-puking-o.gif [/IMG]

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2016-02-11 05:21:29

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MissJanie (2016-02-23 11:57:53)

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Ew. tards.

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squirtle2016 (2016-03-02 12:56:34)

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+1

Great story!

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