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Yo Momma Jokes
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Started by ShowOff1
(2014-04-06 00:26:57)
AgurettiLeaf (2014-04-06 13:54:41)
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RobertABC (2014-04-06 14:01:31)
Yo mama is so small she can't even get high on weed.
Hello
meowflash (2014-04-07 21:43:43)
Yo mama is so dumb, she couldn't pass preschool!
#StopTheHate

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, he'll eat whatever he catches! SO SIMPLE.

Perfect_Chaos (2014-04-07 22:24:19)
Yo momma so stupid she let his momma pass preschool
DestinyWarrior7 (2014-04-09 20:19:28)
Yo mama so dumb, she tripped on wireless internet
I'm the D to the J to the PON3, and ain't no other pony drop the bass like me, I'm Vinylicious - Vinyl Scratch
#StayDashy #StopTheHate #RunorDye
NickPick13 (2014-04-10 04:56:49)
Yo momma so fat, she was declined by weight watchers bcause they knew they werent miricle workers.
If you remember me or wanna meet me, my snapchat is nickpick-13
SuperLuigiGuy (2014-04-13 23:55:29)
1.You momma so ugly that the
Kool-Aid Man said "Oh No!"

2.You momma so ugly Hello Kitty said Goodbye to her!

3.Yo momma so ugly that the snack didn't smile back

I'm done.
I wanna die
TREEhugger101 (2014-04-15 05:05:04)
Yo mamma is such a good mom that she breastfed you for your entire childhood.

meowflash (2014-04-17 20:01:24)
1. Yo mama's so ugly that if a zombie bites her, she doesn't turn into a zombie, but, the zombie turns into an ugly woman!

2. Yo mama's so dumb that her IQ is negative infinity!

3. Yo mama's so fat that it would take a steamroller a million years to make her flat!

4. Yo mama's so short that she can't be seen in the grass!

5. Yo mama's so bad that she spanked you for 8 weeks!
#StopTheHate

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, he'll eat whatever he catches! SO SIMPLE.

TREEhugger101 (2014-04-18 01:01:36)
Yo momma so beautiful that the mirror tried to kiss her.
Yo momma so nice that her million followers on the Internet are all her friends in real life.
Yo momma so smart that she broke through the IQ cap on the testing monitor.


C'mon guys, think positive~

meowflash (2014-04-18 01:24:24)
Yo mama's so old that she was born since Adam and Eve!
#StopTheHate

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, he'll eat whatever he catches! SO SIMPLE.

meowflash (2014-04-25 11:10:52)
1. Yo mama's so dumb that when the "Do the flop" guy said, "Everybody do the flop!", she just does a flip!

2. Yo mama's so ugly that Fix-It Felix couldn't fix her!

3. Yo mama's so beautiful that she's the reason why your make-up is gone!

4. Yo mama's so tall that she keeps bumping into the moon wherever she goes!

5. Yo mama's so ugly that hyenas couldn't laugh.
#StopTheHate

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, he'll eat whatever he catches! SO SIMPLE.

meowflash (2014-05-07 18:52:28)
Yo mama's so smart that even Einstein is jealous of her!
#StopTheHate

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, he'll eat whatever he catches! SO SIMPLE.

meowflash (2014-05-08 19:22:40)
Yo mama's such a and her breasts are so huge, she could get a million guys to grope them and she could suck their private parts!
#StopTheHate

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, he'll eat whatever he catches! SO SIMPLE.

ultraguy4 (2014-06-05 02:22:00)
'Yo mamma so fat, whenever she wears red, the world's traffic stops.

On an unrelated note, why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS.
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